NoChinNoWinCraft

bride, Budget, Client, double chin, editing, Editing skills, Experience, face, groom, hobby, Honesty, Insecurities, Insecurity, Marriage, NoChinNoWinCraft, photography, photos, PROFESSIONAL, self-taught, Wedding, zit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5040	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	385	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Animals Bred:	163
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7470	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	3724
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	256	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6200
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Buildings Constructed:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3958	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Crops Grown:	7724
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2627
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!