Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Animals Bred: 174 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Potions Brewed: 99
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mines Excavated: 3990
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 631085 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 186
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Animals Bred: 32 Zombie Dances: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5639 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1430 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 87763 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3341 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9637 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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