join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Divine Spears Created: 24 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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