Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the chaos is as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join us for a chance to mine with the Nijisanji EN crew, who are more skilled at building than a team of architects on speed!

Ever wanted to team up with LazuLight and OBSYDIA to take on Ethyria and Luxiem in an epic battle for blocky supremacy? Well, now’s your chance! Dive into ILUNA and XSOLEIL territories, where the only limit is your imagination and the occasional zombie horde.

But wait, there’s more! Join Krisis and TTT for some intense PvP action, or chill out in Denauth with the Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous crew. With a teamup schedule that’s more organized than a chest full of diamonds, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle! See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9222 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Farms Harvested: 839
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dimension Hops: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Animals Bred: 141
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1989

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 112
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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