Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 271
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PuppyVacayNoWay

    PuppyVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

    Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

    So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyPoundsLost

    CraftyPoundsLost
    Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

    Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server
    u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3276 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

    KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

    you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

    if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

    Deep Sea Tubeworms Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

    but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

    join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Alien Abductions: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DupeLeo

    DupeLeo

    DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • cojis galaxy

    cojis galaxy

    A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

    Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]
    Server Name The Sildaris Wilds
    Version 1.20.1
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    Overview

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

    FAQ

    What is the theme of the server?

    The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

    What can players do on the server?

    Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

    Are there any upcoming updates or events?

    We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

    Is there a unique economy system on the server?

    Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Country Doctors Minecraft Server

    Country Doctors Minecraft Server
    Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

    Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

    Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

    Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoFamNoProb17

    NoFamNoProb17
    Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • EvilCrafters United

    EvilCrafters United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

    So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

    NovichokCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Crops Grown: 6970 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Magic Items Found: 1199
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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