NewMomNoGoZone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Pen

auction house, BATTLING, Bounties, commissary, Community, Contraband, Farming, Gangs, Grinding, Instasell, leather armor, Mining, Ores, Parkour, pen, prison cell, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, smelting, solitary confinement

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9163

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim

What are the Ranks?

Ranks	Amount
A – Default Prisoner	$0
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

New Religion Minecraft 1.21

belief system, cultural shift, FAITH, faith community, Future, Lifetime, Minecraft, modern religion, new religion, philosophy, Prophecy, Religion, religious evolution, religious innovation, religious movement, religious revolution, religious transformation, societal change, spiritual awakening, spiritual practice, spirituality

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4116	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the holy land of gaming, I swear.

We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?

And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.

Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.

ShowerPrankWars

bathroom, brother, Conflict, Etiquette, family, fancy products, greedy, Hiding, Household, living situation, luxury, nephew, personal care, pocket money, relationships, selfish, sharing, shower products, ShowerPrankWars, sister-in-law, TEENAGE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

HateMiningLoveCrafting

Chores, cleaning, Cleaning out the fridge., Cooking, decluttering, dusting, Folding laundry, grocery shopping, HateMiningLoveCrafting, ironing, Laundry, meal planning, mowing the lawn, Organizing, Polishing silverware, scrubbing toilets, vacuuming, washing dishes, Weeding the garden, window cleaning, Yardwork

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8865
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

EuroBlockSummit

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Crisis, Diplomacy, Emergency Meeting, EuroBlockSummit, European leaders, european union, exclusion, foreign policy, international relations, nato, Négotiation, Politics, response, SECURITY, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine talks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

lol so like, u know how Trump be doin his thing and shuttin ppl out of talks? well, now all the European leaders are like “oh no he didn’t!” and they havin an emergency meeting and stuff. but like, forget all that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flyin and cows doin backflips, it’s wild! plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur own kingdom, just like those European leaders wish they could do. so come on, leave the politics behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

Electric Field Frenzy

Differences, Electric, electric fields, electromagnetic fields, estimation, exposure limits, field, Frenzy, Future, Guidelines, health effects, Impact, Limits, models, research, Results, risk assessment, Safety, safety guidelines, safety standards, study, variability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode? well, this server is like that but on steroids. we got electric fields that will zap u into another dimension, but don’t worry, we got different models to estimate how much u can handle. sometimes it’s like 22 times more than u think, but who cares, right? join us and see if u can survive the ultimate electric field challenge. safety guidelines? pshhh, we laugh in the face of danger. come join the chaos and let’s see if u can handle the heat.

Secret Avril Lavigne Society 1.20.2

1.20.2, avril, Avril Lavigne, celebrity disguises, celebrity lookalikes, celebrity transformations, conspiracy theories, disguise techniques, DOPPELGANGERS, double lives, famous impersonators, hidden celebrities, hidden identities, Lavigne, music industry rumors, music industry scandals, music industry secrets, mysterious identities, pop culture mysteries, pop music stars, secret, secret identities, society, undercover celebrities, undercover personas

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Farms Harvested:	337	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further because this server is like a rainbow made out of bacon!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, literally! And not just any pigs, we’re talking about pigs with jetpacks and sunglasses, living their best life in the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure, unadulterated chaos into your gaming experience, then come on down and join us. Just remember, don’t say “your mom” because she’s probably too busy partying with the Ender Dragon.

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotions, exclusion, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, good intentions, group dynamics, Honesty, INTERNSHIP, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, peer pressure, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, transparency, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Emeralds Found:	6748	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mines Excavated:	4548	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a high school cafeteria! Join us for some intense internships, where friendships are tested and emotions run high.

Experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your friends and watch as they unravel in a fit of jealousy and betrayal. Will you be the one to secure the coveted internship, or will you be left feeling like an accessory in the group?

But don’t worry, we promise there’s plenty of fun and adventure to be had on our server, even if your friends are giving you the cold shoulder. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship and internship drama!

WeddingCraft2021

best man drama, bridal party, bridal party drama, wedding ceremony, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding guests, wedding party, wedding party drama, wedding party etiquette, wedding planning, wedding planning drama, wedding preparations, wedding stress, wedding venue, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but laughter is encouraged! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other.

Imagine a world where the best man is a Minecraft character who just can’t seem to get his act together. He’s always causing trouble, demanding to bring his dog to the ceremony (sorry, no dogs allowed in Minecraft weddings!), and complaining about the venue being too far away. But don’t worry, we’ve replaced him with a new best man who actually knows how to keep powerbanks charged – the most important job of all!

Explore our mountainous wedding venue, surrounded by a forest that’s perfect for a romantic ceremony and a wild afterparty. Who needs a real best man when you have a virtual one who won’t talk smack behind your back?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind that makes you laugh out loud. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft one that’s way more fun?

BingeWorthyTV Minecraft SMP

binge watch, binge-worthy, bingeable, BingeWorthyTV, Captivating, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Incredible, lesser known, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, smp, TV series, tv show, Underrated, undiscovered

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3116
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	867085	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where we ride pigs into battle while wielding diamond swords made out of unicorn horns. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. It’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and Spongebob Squarepants, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

BlockPartyElite

ADVANTAGE, advantageous, Benefits, BlockPartyElite, equality, excepțional, exclusive, Exclusivity, Fortunate, LUCK, majority, Minority, opportunity, Privilege, rare, rarely seen, Special, special treatment, Superiority, Unique, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	3538	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Do you have the privilege of joining the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Our server is so exclusive that only those with the rarest of memes can gain entry.

Once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are evil bunnies armed with diamond swords and a taste for mischief.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Troops4Blocks – Minecraft Server

British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense strategy, deployment, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military cooperation, military intervention, Minecraft, nato alliance, peacekeeping mission, political decision making, Server, Starmer, Troops4Blocks, Ukraine, uncertainty, US support

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Potions Brewed:	49	Crops Grown:	9129
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have british troops fighting in ukraine for some reason!!! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft could be so intense??! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join the battle yourself! who needs us support when you have steve and his diamond sword, amirite??! sign up now for a wild ride you won’t forget! #minecraftwarfare #britishtroopsftw

Perfectionist Partners: Distressed Daters

Communication Issues, daters, distressed, emotional well being, Gender Roles, intimacy problems, male perfectionism, mental health, negative sexual experiences, partner dynamics, partner support, Partners, perfectionism pressure, Perfectionist, performance anxiety, Psychological Factors, relationship dynamics, relationship stress, self esteem, sexual distress, sexual dysfunction, sexual satisfaction, socially-prescribed perfectionism, societal expectations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Crops Grown:	5385	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	5101	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOMMA’S MEATLOAF!

IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CREW THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!

PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO PERFECT THAT THEIR PARTNERS ARE ALWAYS HAVING A BLAST IN THE BEDROOM!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND SHENANIGANS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “MINECRAFT”!

What is the IP for Thinknoodles Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Thinknoodles

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Thinknoodles, also known as Justin, is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining and family-friendly content. He is best known for his gameplay videos and tutorials on popular games such as Roblox and Minecraft. With millions of subscribers on his YouTube channel, Thinknoodles continues to create engaging and fun content for his dedicated fan base.

VAllure Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, gen 1, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, indulge, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Realm, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Upcoming Streams, V&U, VAllure, VAllure General, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	861	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	51	Ores Mined:	8469
Crops Grown:	9243	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Imagine waking up in a world where fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, hypnotic cuttlefish, and demanding mistresses all exist! It’s like a dream come true, but with a twist!

Join now and experience the ultimate adult Vtuber Corpo experience! We’ve got ASMR, JOI, and all the spicy content you can handle. Plus, our Discord server is notification-only, so you can stalk without getting caught. And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen. It’s like being in a parallel universe where VAllure reigns supreme. Trust me, you won’t regret it!