Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

CraftyPlotTwist

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Are you ready for a plot twist like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience mind-blowing twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets crazier – the llamas start speaking in Shakespearean English and challenge you to a rap battle for the diamonds! Can you out-rhyme these lyrical llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats on the turntables. Join the party and show off your best dance moves while dodging exploding creepers – it’s a party like no other!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MissileMayhemMC

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lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Crops Grown:	6198
Love Letters Sent:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

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PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8249	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Items Found:	6304	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockySelfAcceptance

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Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

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come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

What are Minecraft servers like Aeltheria ?

Artmap, collaboration, Collections, Cosmetics, crate keys, custom fishing textures, Custom menus, custom textures, custom worlds, Economy, friendly community, Immersive NPCs, Lore, no pay to win, player-driven economy, Premium Currency, PvE, Survival, Towny, tradable tool wraps, unique jobs, Virtual Storage, Welcoming Community

CastiaMC: CastiaMC offers a player-driven economy, custom textures, unique jobs, and a friendly community similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, participate in events, and collaborate with others using Towny.
DivineWoods: DivineWoods features immersive NPCs, custom textures, and a welcoming community similar to Aeltheria. Players can engage with unique characters, discover lore, and participate in special events and activities.
VortexPvP: VortexPvP offers a variety of custom features, including custom menus, tools, armor, and cosmetics, similar to Aeltheria. Players can enjoy a range of unique gameplay elements, compete in PvP battles, and explore different worlds.
Kingdoms of Aether: Kingdoms of Aether provides a player-driven economy, custom textures, and virtual storage options, similar to Aeltheria. Players can join factions, participate in quests, and collaborate with others to build their own kingdom.
AdventureCraft: AdventureCraft offers a friendly community, immersive NPCs, and unique job opportunities, similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, complete quests, and participate in events to earn rewards.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCPC ANARCHY Minecraft server

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MCPC – Server Anarchy without rules, in which you can use cheats, grief, etc. We do not have privates or wipes. You can create your own clan and become the king of the server. IP – mcpc.su

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WakeMC: Where we dig holes in the sand instead of playing with kangaroos

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Server Name	WakeMC
Location	Australia
Features	McMMO, Upgradable Spawners, Player Market, Jobs, Free Ranks, Land Claim, Crates, Player Warps, Auction House, Dungeons/Bosses, Custom Enchants, Graves, Resource World, Separate Creative World, Discord, Bluemap
Ranks	All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game
IP (Survival)	play.wakemc.net
IP (Creative)	creative.wakemc.net
Website	www.wakemc.net
Bluemap	Bluemap

FAQ

What is the goal of the WakeMC server?

The goal of this server is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible without any paid ranks or perks.

How can players acquire ranks on WakeMC?

All ranks and perks on WakeMC are acquired for free in-game by actively playing and leveling up.

What features does the server offer?

WakeMC offers many features including McMMO, upgradable spawners, player market, jobs, free ranks, land claim, crates, player warps, auction house, dungeons/bosses, custom enchants, graves, resource world, separate creative world, Discord, and Bluemap.

How does the land claim system work on WakeMC?

The server has a land claiming plugin where players can customize their claims by allowing/disallowing PVP, mob spawning, fire damage, creeper explosions, and more. Players start with 10k claim blocks and can earn more as they level up.

Can players earn in-game money on WakeMC?

Yes, players can join jobs on the server to earn in-game money.

Are spawners on WakeMC upgradable?

Yes, players can right click on spawners to upgrade them, increasing the amount of mobs that spawn or lowering the delay between spawns.

Are there dungeons and bosses on WakeMC?

Yes, random bosses spawn in the world and players can take on bosses in dungeons on the server.

Is there a resource world on WakeMC?

Yes, there is a resource world (Resource TP) on WakeMC so players never run out of resources.

Does WakeMC have a separate creative server?

Yes, there is a separate creative server on WakeMC where players can build freely.

Are there regular giveaways on WakeMC?

When the server has enough players, regular giveaways will be hosted on the Discord server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Underage Love Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the laws on underage relationships in the past? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even historical figures would be shocked. Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like back in the day when men were getting frisky with under 18 women. Who needs rules when you can join our server and let your imagination run wild? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	196