Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Oy Vey Minecraft Server

    Oy Vey Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 392 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

    HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 117 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Obj4Life Minecraft SMP

    Obj4Life Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human? Do you dream of living life as a majestic diamond block or a mischievous TNT block? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can be ANY object you want! That’s right, we have a magical plugin that allows players to transform into any block or item in the game. Want to be a bedrock block and be invincible? Done. Want to be a diamond sword and slice through mobs like butter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Block King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge in epic block-building duels. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Block King, you’ll be rewarded with a rare block that grants you special powers. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest blocky fantasies. Who needs to be a boring old human when you can be a diamond block with a heart of gold?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NerdsRuleMC

    NerdsRuleMC
    Are you tired of getting bullied in high school by those meanies who think they’re so cool? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, those bullies end up as lowly peasants while you become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Join us and show those bullies who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, rumor has it that the bullies’ avatars are cursed to always trip over their own feet in the game – karma’s a blocky beast, isn’t it? So come on, join our server and let the virtual revenge begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyAirways – No flights until Monday!

    CraftyAirways – No flights until Monday!
    lolz, so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz like, all the other servers are like sooo yesterday, ya know? like, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop, like how crazy is that?! and the best part is, you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers? it’s like a party down there 24/7, you gotta check it out!

    plus, on this server, we have a special event every full moon where all the players turn into werewolves and have to hunt down the mods for extra loot. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with furrier participants!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2049 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Potions Brewed: 72 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WarpedRealm: the place where even the creepers have custom furniture and skills! Minecraft like never before!

    WarpedRealm: the place where even the creepers have custom furniture and skills! Minecraft like never before!

    WarpedRealm Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name WarpedRealm.com
    Features A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions, battle challenging mobs and bosses, custom items, unique crafting system, new resource pack with emotes and furniture, player-driven economy, and much more.
    IP Address WarpedRealm.com
    Discord Join our Discord
    Gallery View Gallery
    Wiki Visit Wiki
    Store Store (Not P2W)

    WarpedRealm Server Features

    The WarpedRealm Features a impressive variety of custom mobs, bosses and items with special abilities for you to find and conquer, other features include special fishing rewards like treasure and rare fish, Jobs, Griefprevention, Daily and Weekly quests, Consistent updates, A collection of Ranks which grant you access to amazing perks, upgradable spawners, a playerdriven economy and a lot more.

    Full List:

    • Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
    • In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
    • Custom Dimensions
    • Mini dungeons
    • Custom Mobs
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Jobs
    • Skills
    • Custom fishing
    • Grief prevention (Claims)
    • Quests
    • Custom Armor sets
    • Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
    • Custom crafting systems
    • Playerdriven Economy
    • Playershops

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the WarpedRealm server?

    A: You can join the server by using the IP address: WarpedRealm.com

    Q: Are there any special items on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers custom items such as staffs, tomes, hammers, and more with unique abilities.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, the server’s store is not pay-to-win. Players can enjoy the game without having to pay for advantages.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players?

    A: You can join the server’s Discord channel for communication and community interactions.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. Make sure to read and follow them.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyGoalter Minecraft Server

    CraftyGoalter Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and wild adventures waiting for you at every turn.

    Join us and embark on a journey to Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you can summon the most epic creatures and battle against the toughest enemies. But be careful, the Singularity Repair Support Campaign is in full swing, so you’ll need to be on your toes to survive!

    Need some help planning your next move? Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to a Coin Calculator that will blow your mind. And don’t forget to check out our Damage Calculator to make sure you’re always one step ahead of the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Super Psychic Policeman Chojo #35 Minecraft SMP

    Super Psychic Policeman Chojo #35 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. And instead of being mad, we all just grabbed some forks and had a delicious feast! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Players Killed by Monsters: 8995
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magic Items Found: 7306
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FriendshipFiasco Minecraft Server

    FriendshipFiasco Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us and meet our group of friends, including Sabrina, the youngest rebel of the bunch who always stirs up trouble.

    Experience the thrill of organizing virtual baby showers and dealing with in-game husbands who just can’t handle the party scene. Witness emotional kitchen breakdowns, comforting sessions, and passive-aggressive accusations in the hallways.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to send foot-long texts about hurt feelings after a virtual party, because here on our server, every action has consequences – even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So come on in, and let the virtual drama begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SisOutPayRentCraft

    SisOutPayRentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against freeloading family members! Join us and never worry about your boyfriend’s sister moving in and never leaving again, rent-free. We offer a virtual world where you can kick out unwanted guests with just a click of a button!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being taken advantage of by family members who just won’t leave. Join us and unleash your inner landlord as you demand rent from all those pesky siblings who think they can mooch off of you forever.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Calculating Landlord” rank, where you can show off your skills in evicting unwanted guests with style. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being too calculating – on our server, it’s a badge of honor!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and show that freeloading sister who’s boss. Join us today and start demanding rent from all those who dare to overstay their welcome. It’s time to take back control of your virtual home – one eviction at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz!

    TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz!
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join us on this wacky server where you can go back in time to witness epic battles, explore ancient civilizations, or even prank your past self! Want to see dinosaurs up close or party with cavemen? This is the place for you! So hop on board our time-traveling rollercoaster and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Magic Items Found: 1896
    Potions Brewed: 21 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HateEatingBroccoli

    HateEatingBroccoli
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and adventure! Join us if you hate broccoli because we’ve banished all broccoli from our virtual world – no more pesky green trees to ruin your view! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who are always up for a good time. So come on down and join us for a potato party like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7731 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HezbollahCraft: Trojan Horse Raid

    HezbollahCraft: Trojan Horse Raid
    hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: a server where u can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle giant chickens with laser eyes!

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!

    why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Depressed Craft: Immune Edition

    Depressed Craft: Immune Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Magic Items Found: 1618

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

    Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

    Helios Minecraft Server Overview

    Your favorite Plugins Mixed with your favorite Mods
    McMMO MineColonies
    Towny Serene Seasons
    PyroFishing Voice Chat
    SiegeWar(s) Supplementaries
    Balanced Economy

    This server offers a roleplay-based Age Progression system where different Ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Players can influence how these Ages unfold and the server emphasizes player engagement through building, surviving, and creating governments.

    Join our Discord for more information: Link to Discord

    Direct Modpack link: Link to Modpack

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers? Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM.
    What are some key features of the server? Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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