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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	8380	Holy Grails Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Star Shards Collected:	117
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8735	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	264422
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4821
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchantments Applied:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	1776