Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.
But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.
So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 7111 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 6860 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 805 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7581 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3418 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 9510 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
