NerdAlertMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8798
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mines Excavated:	3332	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	805
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5173

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7496
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.