NerdAlertMC SMP

Anime, Board Games, comic books, computer programming, conventions, COSPLAY, dungeons and dragons, Fandom, geek, geeky, Larping, Manga, Nerd, NerdAlertMC, nerdy, Roleplay, science fiction, smp, Star trek, Star Wars, trivia night, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Animals Bred:	134	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Potions Brewed:	174	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Crops Grown:	8513	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2529	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.