Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
Divine Spears Created: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

    NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

    So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ores Mined: 2726 New Chunks Explored: 346755
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

    NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

    Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

    AnxieCraft: Chill & Build
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Enchantments Applied: 262

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • EternalKid atCraft

    EternalKid atCraft
    join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

    Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MS-Survival

    MS-Survival

    Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

    Join our Discord for updates and community events.

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Fartingwind [smp]

    Fartingwind [smp]
    Server Name: Finalwind
    Description: A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
    Server IP: play.finalwindserver.com
    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

    Q: How can I join Finalwind?

    A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

    A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

    Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

    A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Emeralds Found: 4810
    Farms Harvested: 364 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Roach-Free Minecraft Server

    Roach-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Players Killed by Monsters: 4731
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

    Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP
    Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

    And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Alien Abductions: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

    BreakupCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

    Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

    NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

    Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

    And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 3791
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

    Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

    So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 266
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Magic Items Found: 6029
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KurskPOWslayerCraft

    KurskPOWslayerCraft
    COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

    ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

    WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchantments Applied: 131
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Potions Brewed: 115 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • AncientOak

    AncientOak

    Welcome to AncientOak!

    We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

    Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HavocGames

    HavocGames

    This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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