come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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