come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4727
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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