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Players: 108/600 Votes: 4024
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Divine Spears Created: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Star Shards Collected: 119
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 112 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Zombie Dances: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring old nation that’s just begging to be blown to smithereens? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme and destruction is the name of the game.

Imagine a world where TNT rains from the sky like confetti and creepers are your best friends. Our community is filled with players who are just itching to see the nation crumble to pieces, so why not join in on the fun?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures or will you be blown to bits trying?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when someone might decide to blow up your house for a laugh.

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  • FlushCraft Minecraft Server

    FlushCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4910
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 New Chunks Explored: 732290
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Animals Bred: 122 Farms Harvested: 858
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

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  • BlockPartyCentral

    BlockPartyCentral
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2499
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 710815 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

    Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

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  • TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1057
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

    build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

    watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

    join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

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  • CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

    CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8472
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Animals Bred: 89
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2332
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ores Mined: 4790 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

    like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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  • Racism Rumble: US Edition

    Racism Rumble: US Edition
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7575
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 1662
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

    if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

    so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 735
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Server Info Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Reset Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
    How often are resets voted on? Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
    Is griefing allowed? Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
    Are there any restrictions on building? There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

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  • Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6485
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

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  • SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

    SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 793
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3479
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

    From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

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  • CraftyVWTaxDodge

    CraftyVWTaxDodge
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2848
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Runes Activated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8085
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

    our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

    we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3348
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 317332 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address softslayer.com

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    Join our discord server!

    About Us

    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

    Features

    • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
    • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
    • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
    • Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
    • Library full of books written by players since 2012
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

    Rules

    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

    Join Us

    Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

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  • Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

    Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7082
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Animals Bred: 128
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

    Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

    You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

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  • DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

    DadTax-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 5704
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Animals Bred: 58 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

    Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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  • BabyDaddyDaycare

    BabyDaddyDaycare
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6564
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8564
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

    So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

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  • Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

    Cheater-Free Crafty Fun
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 9508
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Animals Bred: 78 Villages Defended: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

    So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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