Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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