haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Farms Harvested: 599
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4824 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Farms Harvested: 732 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5854
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Falling into the Void: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 101
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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