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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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