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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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