haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Towns Built: 6
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Potions Brewed: 36

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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