haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Villages Defended: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Potions Brewed: 21
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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