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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Farms Harvested: 234 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Dragon Scales Harvested: 153 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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