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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 493
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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