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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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