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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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