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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
Magic Items Found: 4843 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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