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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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