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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Buildings Constructed: 37 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Gods Slained: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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