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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Towns Built: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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