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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 New Chunks Explored: 25075
Dragons Tamed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

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