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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 23
Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Mines Excavated: 3764
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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