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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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