NailClipperLaundryDay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	281
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	179
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Animals Bred:	53	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	9379

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mines Excavated:	4494
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	179
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crops Grown:	9702	Dragon Eggs Found:	3661
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6332	Secret Passages Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	8460	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	1185	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mines Excavated:	1553	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	821654	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5466	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Votes:	7256	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!