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I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4515
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Emeralds Found:	3370	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

dream analysis, dream cycles, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbols, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, recurring dream, recurring memories, recurring nightmares, recurring patterns, recurring themes, recurring visions, RecurringDreams, sleep patterns, subconscious

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2239	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCraftFaveYTuber

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Do you love watching Minecraft YouTubers? Well, imagine playing on a server where all your favorite YouTubers come to hang out! From building epic castles with PewDiePie to going on crazy adventures with Dream, this server is where all the YouTube magic happens. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to challenge MrBeast to a diamond mining contest – winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3593
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

No Bone Boner Land

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5629	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	3581	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Leukemia Slayer’s Fun Zone

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SINGLE-CELL CAR T ATLAS THAT REVEALS TYPE 2 FUNCTION IN 8-YEAR LEUKAEMIA REMISSION. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT LEUKAEMIA-BUSTING CELLS IN OUR WORLD, SO YOU BETTER JOIN BEFORE THE ZOMBIES GET ‘EM.

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO BLOW UP.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME FRIENDS. OUR SERVER IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR ALL YOUR MINECRAFT CRAZINESS. LET’S GOOOO!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2177	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1