Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • soaringmc

    soaringmc

    Crossplay Fun: Play with friends across Java and Bedrock—no limits! Easy Ways to Make Money When the Server Drops: Farm Sugar Cane or Cactus: Quick-growing crops that will get you enough cash to buy spawners! Select the Miner Job: Mine ores at `/warp mine` and earn money along the way. Become a Mercenary:*Pick the Mercenary Job, head to `/warp PvP`, and get paid for each kill. How to Get Feathers (Premium Currency) AFK Zone: Earn 5 feathers + 1,000 cash per minute in the AFK Zone, with a 5% chance to get a Legendary Crate Key every 30 minutes! Player Trading: You can also trade cash for feathers or purchase feathers from our online store once it launches!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ConverseCraft Minecraft Server

    ConverseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are your Converse shoes falling apart faster than a creeper in a TNT explosion? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the most durable virtual shoes you’ll ever wear! Our virtual high-tops will never split, no matter how many times you jump off a cliff or run from a horde of zombies. Plus, they go with every pixelated outfit you can imagine! Join our server now and say goodbye to shoe splits and hello to endless durability and style!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Snap Me For More Minecraft SMP

    Snap Me For More Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Enderman Toss. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 74 New Chunks Explored: 381178
    Chimeras Created: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

    IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise
    So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

    Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

    But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NavalnyCraft: Alexei’s Last Stand

    NavalnyCraft: Alexei’s Last Stand
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find Alexei Navalny’s secret prison diary buried underground. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden treasure?

    Join us now for the adventure of a lifetime! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, this will be a gaming experience you’ll never forget. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • WolfPeak

    WolfPeak

    Join the adventure and create your own world!

    Welcome to PeakWolf, a brand new Minecraft server full of infinite possibilities! Build, explore, and face epic challenges in a welcoming and growing community. Whether you’re a builder, a fighter, or an explorer, our server has everything you need!

    Create and Build: Let your imagination run wild with spectacular structures and incredible monuments. Survive and Fight: Defend yourself from enemies and show your skills in thrilling PvP battles. NPC Shops: Buy essential items and powerful gear from NPCs to help you on your journey! Vote for Rewards: Vote for the server and earn diamonds, coins, and much more! Active Community: Join weekly events, quests, and unique minigames! Custom Modes: Discover personalized worlds, exclusive challenges, and surprises around every corner.

    What are you waiting for? Join now and start your adventure on PeakWolf!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ARWEN SMP

    ARWEN SMP

    Arwen smp is a crossplay server 1.21.1 [Java and Bedrock] designed and built for the community!

    Discover a world of endless possibilities on a server designed for Minecraft players seeking fun, adventure, and a friendly community.

    In Arwen you’ll enjoy an exciting multiplayer experience with smooth gameplay and a lot of new features!

    Our server is free to play and you can obtain coins by simply playing. (Quests/Dungeons/Pool/Events/Etc.)

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8855 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

    Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the shepherd stigma following you around like a lost sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, shepherds are the ultimate VIPs! We believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing our woolly friends with open arms (and shears).

    Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.

    Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

    The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave
    Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Farms Harvested: 597

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 119

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4957 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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