Musk’s Putin PartyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crops Grown:	7613	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3770

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchantments Applied:	214
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mines Excavated:	3158
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8373

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Crops Grown:	6383	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7337
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31