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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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