Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2861
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Farms Harvested: 712
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Magic Items Found: 8995
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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