Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ores Mined: 1063
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Emeralds Found: 8308 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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