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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 91389

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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