Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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