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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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