Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Emeralds Found: 1381
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magic Items Found: 1182
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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