Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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