MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	230003
Enchantments Applied:	299	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ores Mined:	4278	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Emeralds Found:	1686

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8321
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1278
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5087	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5870
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4740	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!