MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineFictionalMe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

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lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	207	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Liquid Cat Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	589
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6958
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8998
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Zombie Dances:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2