Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

    Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

    So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154
    Falling into the Void: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Future Expectations Minecraft SMP

    Future Expectations Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft SMPs where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess just waiting to explode in chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing if your base will still be standing tomorrow.

    We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6284 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

    Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9645 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PixelThiefParentSnitch

    PixelThiefParentSnitch
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those with sticky fingers! Join us if you want a unique challenge – can you survive in a world where everyone is a kleptomaniac? Test your skills at pickpocketing and see if you can out-steal your fellow players!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!

    Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 New Chunks Explored: 772404

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PetTalkCraft

    PetTalkCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll finally have the chance to ask your pet that burning question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to! Our server is equipped with a special pet communication plugin that allows you to have full-on conversations with your furry friends. Imagine the possibilities – finding out your cat’s secret life as a ninja, discovering your dog’s thoughts on world domination, or even hearing your goldfish’s opinions on the latest fish tank decor trends. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to truly understand your pets on a whole new level. Join now and start chatting with your animal companions like never before!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

    JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server
    Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!

    We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.

    Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.

    So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Electric Stitch Heal Speed

    Electric Stitch Heal Speed
    lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Badlands Goblins
    Server IP play.badlandsgoblins.com
    Server Type PvP, Survival

    About the Server:

    Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
    What type of gameplay is available? The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
    Are there any rules to follow? Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

    But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DadIssues Minecraft Server

    DadIssues Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

    Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

    Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8351

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

    MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

    And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4533

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MayoRage Minecraft Server

    MayoRage Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Items Found: 1738

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

    CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Post Nut Realization Server

    Post Nut Realization Server
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

    so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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