Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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