Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Star Shards Collected: 204 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Void Armor Forged: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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